Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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