Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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