How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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