I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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