I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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