"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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