But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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