you're like a bully in the Christmas story
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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