You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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