She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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