ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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