Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?