so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.