i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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