Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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