You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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