He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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