BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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