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one two three fourrrrnication!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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