i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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