That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
its not stalking. its research.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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