I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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