just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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