In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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