You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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