Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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