I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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