after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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