she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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