Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.