whjeg hajt iyt
wanna hang out?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there