I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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