we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have post one night stand depression
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