Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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