This is not my ceiling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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