I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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