Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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