I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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