it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Green mimosas i think yes
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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