woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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