U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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