so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The uberlube is also flammable
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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