where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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