So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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