So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My day in three words: secret purse cake
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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