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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i flashed his best friends last night

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  you always were good at making good first impressions

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I sharted in my christmas pjs :(

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• (631): View more from New York

  ...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.

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