Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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