Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
