five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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