Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
