sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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