there was a trapeze. enough said
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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