why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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