I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dicks are not precious.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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