Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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