i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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