About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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