their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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