we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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