That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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