Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
only you would photoshop your dick
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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