My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.