help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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