Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.