I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.