ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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