Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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